Cledus T. Judd, “Shania I’m Broke” Official Full Length Country Music Video with Lyrics.

Cledus T. Judd, “Shania I’m Broke” Official Full Length Country Music Video with Lyrics.

Cledus T. Judd, Shania I’m Broke Lyrics.

Artist: Cledus T. Judd
Song: Shania I’m Broke
Album: Juddmental

Parody of “Honey I’m Home” by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. J. Lange) Universal Music Publishing Group (BMI)/Zomba Music Publishing (BMI)
New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)

Let’s get jiggy with it

Uh OHHH

My front won’t crank
I owe the bank
I’m gonna pay em back but right now I can’t
My record went gold half a million sold
My wallet was fat
But I spent all that
(All that)

Just when I bought
Things I couldn’t afford
Now Uncle Sam’s knocking on my door
All that stress I’m so depressed
Do not mess with the IRS.

Loan shark says its time to pay
Says I got till the end of the day
Nothing left to do but pray
Pray
(He’ll)
Give
(Me)
One more day

Shania I’m broke
I need help right away
I blew what little bit of money I made
You and me where on C.M.T.
So why can’t I seem to make ends meet
Radio Shack keeps a billing me
They say their gonna repo my color TV
Pick up the phone
Throw the man a loan
Say
(You’ll)
Pay
Shania I’m Broke

I’m poor as hell
Can’t ya tell
That’s why I’ve got my house for sale
I try in vain
But it’s not the same
I just can’t emulate Mutt Lange
Have you got a place that I can stay
Maybe just for a couple days
Check with Mutt see if it’s ok
Say
(The)
Word
(I’m)
On my way

Shania I’m broke
And I need a pay day
If you got an extra million send a little my way
If Shania was mine didn’t make me a dime
So I had to steal your song just one more time
Look-y who’s back it’s Cledus T.
I know ya thought you’d heard the last of me
This aint no joke
Your my only hope
Pay
(To-)
Day
Shania I’m broke

Aww write a check will ya

Hey Shaina I tell ya what I’ll do if ya let me borrow $135 dollars
To pay my stretch Yugo payment
I’ll give you four free hair cuts and a bang trim
And even sing backgrounds on your next record

(HEY-EY-EY)

Shania I’m broke
I’m ashamed to say
That Super Bowl bet didn’t go my way
Won’t ya please buy my new CD
Or I’ll be filing bankruptcy
All my creditors are suing me
I owe back taxes from 93
I know your home so pick up the phone
Pay
Me today
Shania I’m broke

I’m broke

Man I’m broke

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Carrie Underwood, “Before He Cheats.” Official Full Length Country Music Video with Lyrics.

Carrie Underwood, “Before He Cheats.” Official Full Length Country Music Video with Lyrics.

Music video by Carrie Underwood performing Before He Cheats. (C) 2006 19 Recordings Limited.

Carrie Underwood, Before He Cheats Lyrics.

Artist: Carrie Underwood
Song: Before He Cheats
Album: Some Hearts

Right now, he’s probably slow dancing with a
bleached-blonde tramp
And she’s probably getting frisky
Right now he’s probably buying her some Fruity little drink
‘Cause she can’t shoot whiskey
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
Oh and he don’t know…

That I dug my key into the side of his
Pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

Right now, she’s probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she’s probably saying “I’m drunk”
And he’s thinking that he’s gonna get lucky
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on
Three dollars worth of that bathroom polo
Oh and he don’t know… OH!

That I dug my key into the side of his
Pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next girl
‘Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me
No, oh
Not on me…

‘Cause I dug my key into the side of his
Pretty little souped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

Oh, maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats…

Oh, oh
Before he cheats
ohhhh.

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Bomshel, “Fight Like A Girl.” Official Full Length Country Music Video.

Bomshel, “Fight Like A Girl.”

Bomshel, Fight Like A Girl Lyrics.

Artist: Bomshel
Song: Fight Like A Girl
Album: Fight Like a Girl

Little girl alone on the playground
Tired of gettin’ teased and gettin’ pushed around
Wishin’ she was invisible
To them

She ran home cryin’
“Why do they hate me?”
And Mama wiped her tears and said
“Baby, you’re brave and you’re beautiful.
So, hold your head high.
Don’t ever let them define
The light in your eyes.
Love yourself, give ’em Hell.
You can take on this world.
You just stand and be strong
And then fight
Like a girl.”

At 31 she was wheelin’ and dealin’
Kept on hittin’ that same glass ceilin’
She was never gonna one of the boys, no
She coulda gave up on her ambition
And spent the rest of her life just wishin’
Instead she listened to her mama’s voice sayin’

“Hold your head high.
Don’t ever let them define
The light in your eyes.
Love yourself, give ’em Hell.
You can take on this world.
You just stand and be strong
And then fight
Like a girl.”

Oh, with style and grace
Kick ass and take names…

Ten years of climbin’ that ladder
Oh, but money and power don’t matter
When the doctor said “the cancer spread”
She holds on tight to her husband and babies
And says “this is just another test God gave me.
And I know just how to handle this”

I’ll hold my head high
I’ll never let this define
The light in my eyes
Love myself, give it Hell
I’ll take on this world
Yes, I’ll stand and be strong
No, I’ll never give up
I will conquer with love
And I’ll fight like
Like a girl!

Ooh
Yeah

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Top 5 Gone Wild, Country Music News. 6-6-11.

This week on the Top 5 Gone Wild, Country Music News. We talk about Scotty McCreery’s record breaker as he makes country music history this week. We show photos and talk about Chuck Wick’s massive Alligator take down. We also bring you the story behind Shania Tawin’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Plus, our top country tweets for the week.

First up, Scotty McCreery Makes Country Music History. Mercury Nashville/19 Recordings/Interscope artist Scotty McCreery has made country music history with his first single, “I Love You This Big,” which has the highest-charting debut for a new artist in more than two decades.

Chuck Wicks Kills Massive Alligator. Chuck Wicks is quite the outdoors-man! The country cutie killed a 700 pound alligator in Florida on June first. Wicks tweeted the photo in the show to share the news with his fans. He took the gator down with his bow.

Shania Twain Gets Her Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Shania Twain has received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The ‘You’re Still The One‘ singer was awarded the 2,442nd plaque in Los Angeles on Thursday to commemorate the fact she is the highest selling country music star of all time and claimed it was due to a “small miracle” that she was presented with the accolade.

Lastly, we bring you our top country tweets for the week. Starting with Brett Eldredge – @BrettEldredge: Gettin ready to get some new runnin shoes… No Kim Kardashian, I am not buying “shape ups.” David Nail – @DavidNail — As someone who wants to open a sandwich shop someday, I’m obsessed with Kitchen Nightmares, but now I think its scared thought out of me! Emerson Drive — @EmersonDrive: Here’s what we’re gonna look like in 52 years!!

A lot of country music news this week and even more to come as we progress with the all new Top 5 Gone Wild, Country Music News. You can also get more news as they happen by downloading our internet toolbar for FREE at, http://Top5GoneWildCountryCountdown.Media-Toolbar.com/ … Have a great week and please be sure to comment and share this video with your friends.

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